JQuery is new to me too. To the best of my knowledge, it cannot be done with css. If you find a way, please let us all know. Since you don't seem to be too interested in learning a new programming language, try this one. Create a new ad, global, above footer and copy this code into it. Let me know if it works for you. It works on my test site.
Code:
<script src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.2/jquery.min.js"></script>
<script>$(".forumrow.table").click(function (event) {
var url = ($(this).find('a').attr('href'));
$(window.location = url);
});</script>