[Max Taxable]

Originally Posted by pattycake

It does that all day long.... fasty, slow, fast, slow... they blame it on me (my vBulletin).

It goes from really really fast, to ok, to it's coming, and finally to OMG, WTF,... go get another cup of coffee I can go thru all of these cycles in one hour.

It ain't vBulletin causing the problems, especially with one not modded, like yours.

You can see from the tests you don't have a massive amount of calls, and you don't have a massive amount of server or processor load. You don't even have many third party elements that could slow you down.

Your host is just using the default "you need to upgrade" nonsense. Because that's the script they have been given. Most of them aren't qualified to work at McDonald's much less as "tech support" for a hosting company.