I live in New Jersey ... when the house shook I thought I was losing it.
My kids didn't say a peep...
I looked out the back window - it wasn't windy.
I ran to the front - looked around - hmmm, no big machinery anywhere.
Heck, this headache is really getting to me.
The phone rings - it's my wife...
"DID YOU FEEL THAT!!!"
The kids - come to me - and look at me with puppy eyes.
I ask them, Did you feel that?
"Yes"
Thank god It's not me. (relief)
Everyone was calling me - even my Google rep (forgot I had an appointment

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