Thread: I'm hoping this is some kind of joke
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Old 12-14-2001, 03:42 AM
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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm.
LOL!
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If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, ...
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The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.
ACK!!
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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers.
This is true...
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Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
Uh, oh!
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BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
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They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.
LOL!
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Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows,
Isn't this a good thing?
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Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation.
There are only 2 people I know that have a prescription for glasses stronger than mine!
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