Zachariah looool I once needed something which nobody could fix for me, searching for days everywhere I found the answer in a Jap site (I used Japanese search words lool) anyway, no translator could translate the solution for me cause apparently it wasn't really Jap Language, it was something like a slang or a street lang (unofficial language).
I had to fake a myspace account (Hot Chick with Hot Photo :P) and added like 13 Jap guys, made one of them my best friend & made him translate that page for me
That, I can't forget :P