[Attilitus]

No. As I explained in the first post:

The result is that {vb:var variable_name} will now take on the value 'variable content' in the template 'template_name'.

In words: The keys of the array are the names of the variables to be accessed inside your template.

To add this: go into your admincp, and Add New Plugin. The location of the plugin should be init_start, and the plugin code should be what I posted here.

Alternatively, since it sounds as if you have limited experience: you might wait for someone else to come along with alternative advice on how to solve your problem. (vBulletin might provide you server variables in templates already, I'm not sure.)

~Tim