[Digital Jedi]

First of all, you're reading my posts with venom I never injected. I'm trying to help you. You're resisting, for whatever reason I can't understand.

I'm offering to help you for no reason other than I want to. I'm not staff here. The point of this community is for admins to all help one another with things some have experience in and others don't. In my years on this site, I've never had a problem helping folks, nor any complaints because I tried.

Here's the thing. Take a look at the other questions posted in this section. People are being specific about what they want and then it's being worked out in the thread. That's how it works in this section. You made a general statement about smileys and a mod and nothing more. You didn't say what you wanted the smileys to do, what you wanted the mod to do, or even a general idea of what you were looking for. You were completely unspecific. If you had been specific, we might have been able to point you to a mod that already existed and did what you needed for free. Or it might have been something simple that vB already does by default that you didn't yet know about. Also, your other questions are in the vB 4 section as I've stated several times now? What is your vB3 problem? Since you've posted here, I have to assume it has nothing to do with those questions, so you can't say no one has helped you with it. Instead, you've waited less than a day to pay someone to do something, whom I can only hope is not taking advantage of your impatience. Did you mean to pay someone by posting your email address? If so, you've posted in the wrong section still. Paid Requests and Unpaid Requests have they're own section. But we had no way of knowing that because you still haven't elaborated.

But hey, keep calling me kid. I'm sure my grand-niece will get a kick out of it.