Everyone knows the penguins are BEING OVER-RUN BY FURRINER POLAR BEARS WHO ABUSE THE NATIONAL HEALTH and who have crabs. Lots of crabs at the South Pole. So, no, I would not migrate to the South Pole and settle down there.
So I will stay where I am AND DEFEND MY GREAT COUNTRY FROM BEING OVER-RUN BY CRIMINAL IMMIGRANT PENGUINS.
I am succeeding, so far.

I am winning!