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Originally Posted by Dean C

You were wooing women online before I was conceived

You think that's alarming? Try being on the other side and realising it for the first time. Made me blink.

For me, the moment of realisation was when a young girl asked me if I remembered the Falklands conflict. I did indeed - counting them out and counting them back and all that.

"Oh, we learned about that today in history," she told me.

Ouch.

I got my revenge a while later, though. She was going on about how she really liked the Beastie Boys. "Are their fans still stealing VW logos?" I asked. I had to explain that this had happened over a decade previously.

"You ... you mean they're old?" she gasped.

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