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Originally Posted by UncoderMom

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Hiya Lisa!

Originally Posted by GSeybold

Hang on to your hat sister... OMG...It really is true! My penchant started around 39 so be careful. Ever feel like saying,,," just shut the hell up and do me?" It will happen, give it a year or so. It goes up hill from there. Double up on your birth control. LOL If I was married, my hubby would diffently be very happy, probably a bit worn out too. LOL See there's some sexual stuff for you ****. Oh great now I'm randy just typing this..... j/k kind of.

I know I just read my past posts and I did write the word " penis". Does that make me whoreish? Dammit I hope so....

What is it about men? Say two sentences, here one word......

ROFL! Um, yeah, I've already said that, quite recently, too. What exactly is up with the need for the play-by-play, anyway?! Funny you mention doubling up on the BC...my doc and I just discussed that this very morning! No more babies for me after this one's out! No way, no how!

OMG, you said penis! LMAO!!

Originally Posted by Marco van Herwaarden

I don't mind the hormones flying around a bit in this topic, but please keep in mind that we also have minors as members so don't be too explicit.

(And who said men had dirty minds )

We've been trying to behave...I think we're doing all right, eh?

Oh, and men DO have dirty minds...doesn't matter HOW old they get.

Originally Posted by AuroraStorm

Well, as a non-christian, that doesn't affect me so I'll use it in the context of my birthday. YES! He did that to me one year! The cretin forgot my birthday and was on his way to my place when he called and out of the blue just asked me what I was doing. HUH?? Punk it's my B-Day!! I'm having a party!!

He ran to the first store he saw (WALGREENS!) bought me a bottle of Paris Hilton's rank perfume (OFF THE DISCOUNT RACK!) and acted like he meant to get it the whole time.

I would have rather he had been honest and said he forgot and I would have made a servant out of him for a week. Instead he took cold showers for a month...

We women are peculiar creatures...

Ewwww! My condolences...P.U.