[x3lite]

The Miserable User hack is the way to go!

I won't hangout on vbulletin.org IF:

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

What ever happen to "retention retention retention?"

What? You in the back, did you say something?
Yes, you're right, "Screw retention and ban their ass"