Born in 1988 in the back hills of Tennessee to his uncle's sister and sold on the black market for a pair of shoes; Princeton was smuggled north to New Jersey soon after. When at the age of 15 he was assessed by his high school math teacher as "developmentally challenged" he decided to become a coder..

Shortly after being fired from the US Postal Service for taking 6.4 weeks to deliver 3 pieces of mail, he stumbled into vBulletin, where from he was ejected from the staff on numerous occasions for smiling and having a healthy complexion. When voted "most overrated modder of 1999" by "PHP Magazine" he was quoted as saying "I'll never tell those bastards how I made the vb.org header."

In the fall of '99, Princeton married and took the name of the first woman that spoke to him and weighed in under 190 lbs.