Thread: Make up a total lie about the poster above you!
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:38 PM
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Punchbowl was born with the name Gorfornihale but then was adopted by 3 postmen who made him sing happy birthday every single day for 2 days, they later sold him to a church organ, who looked after him until he was 14. It was around 3.234 seconds after this that he decided to try and conquer the world with a toothbrush and a a dishcloth. Obviously he failed, so he built a time machine went back to the year 1245 travelled to Africa, invented chinese food, sold it to Germany and made a fortune, which he lost when he was playing tennis with his new wife, Adam.

He decided it was time to travel back to the future but his time machine went missing, so he walked back and arrived at my house just in time for tea. I didn't give him any though because he's a stranger.
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