[Mephisteus]

I just don't have the time. Time that isn't spent on work is often spent on more work and time that isn't spent on that I prefer spending on going out

I stand by it though, any developer worth his salt should be able to do this. If you pool together resources and make it a paid request someone is more likely to take it up aswell. This isn't a smalltime mod and finding someone who can do this and do it for free or on the maybe promise of undisclosed amounts isn't easy. Especially in the limited developer pool from vBulletin.