I think you will find that talking negatively about the vB.org Staff is against the posting policy LOL - Interesting point no doubt though - and I'm sure we are not the only ones who agree.
Could be some of the funniest issues topics: premature closing of threads, unwarranted infractions doled out like welfare checks, little condescending comments made to the poster after their comment has been deleted, forced bans of legitimate Jelsoft Customers with valid vBulletin licenses, ect. etc. etc.... I find these things HILARIOUS actually - and I'm pretty sure I could write a fabulous storyline featuring some or all of the above laughables.
Jacquii.