I'd make it more about forums in general than vB.org. There's got to be a slew of stories you can base it off of over @
www.theadminzone.com (a forum about forum moderation).
And no, I don't wear my avatar on my shirt, but I was thinking of putting it on the hood of my car...

Maybe just the license plate w/ my nick? Hrm... try explaining a really odd nick to the DMV... I could see that being a good comic