[Lynne]

Change this:

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="$stylevar[formspacer]" border="0">
                   <if condition="$profile[field6]">
<td>What the hell?</td>
</if>

to this:

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="$stylevar[formspacer]" border="0">
                   <if condition="$profile[field6]">
<tr>
<td>What the hell?</td>
</tr>
</if>

And see if that works. You were using incorrect html and that can screw things up.