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Old 05-07-2008, 02:29 AM
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Default Easy English (for Francophones)
nexialys will enjoy it :P

On dit que la langue fran?aise est compliqu?e, mais que dire de l'Anglais!

Fran?ais:
'1H58 ? 2H02: une heure cinquante-huit ? deux heures deux.'

Anglais:
'1H58 to 2H02: from two to two to two two'


Fran?ais:
'Trois sorci?res regardent trois montres Swatch. Quelle sorci?re regarde quelle montre Swatch?'

Anglais:
'Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch??


Et maintenant pour les sp?cialistes?

Fran?ais:
'Trois sorci?res su?doises et transsexuelles regardent les boutons de trois montres Swatch suisses. Quelle sorci?re su?doise transsexuelle regarde quel bouton de quelle montre Swatch suisse?'

Anglais: (accrochez-vous):
'Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?
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