[Freesteyelz]

It's quite a large part of vB's index.php (copy and paste) and I don't want to risk breaking the rules. Can you give me a free pass?

I hope this helps for now:

I opened with:

if (in_array(THIS_SCRIPT, array('forumdisplay')))  
{

I copied and pasted all of the Main Script bits (stopped before Birthday bit):

// ######################### REQUIRE BACK-END ############################
require_once('./global.php');
require_once(DIR . '/includes/functions_bigthree.php');
require_once(DIR . '/includes/functions_forumlist.php');
// #######################################################################
// ######################## START MAIN SCRIPT ############################
// #######################################################################

And the entire bit of $activeusers and stopped at "// ### GET FORUMS & MODERATOR iCACHES":

// ### LOGGED IN USERS #################################################
$activeusers = '';

And ended all code with:

}