[Shazz]

Originally Posted by Brad

You need this script:

PHP Code:

<?php

/* 
    Non-offensive Happy Holidays wisher.
    Version: 0.1x 
*/

$types = array('Christian', 'Jewish', 'Pan-African');

$person = $something; // set the correct type here.

switch ($person)
{
    case 'Christian':
        echo('Merry Christmas!');
    break;

    case 'Jewish':
        echo('Happy Hanukkah!');
    break;

    case 'Pan-African':
        echo('Happy Kawnzaa!');
    break;

    default:
        echo('Happy Holidays!');
    break;
}

?>

Now all we gotta do is work on the part that reads minds and we'll never have this issue again.

How do you test it again?