[cheat-master30]

This is seriously one of the most pathetic arguments in an article ever, and if anyone has ever believed most of what's in that then they seriously don't understand computers (although I have seen more ridiculous, ignorant articles with less sense, I can show one that's dumber if anyone wants).

2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?

How many kids can actually afford the Flash program, which isn't even a hacking program in the first place? And the other stuff named are actually viruses, and are not installed by the choice of the user.

4. Does your child read hacking manuals?

Perl manuals? That's a programming language.

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

Is there anyone who spends less than 45 minutes a day in the first place?

6. Does your son use Quake?

It's a videogame.

I probably have just been arguing against something that was a parody joke, but who cares, some of them are hilarious to read and argue against. This was still a pretty lame parody article though.