I know... would just be easier to have cgi enabled...
That or if someone sat down, converted the newspro perl files to be coded in php. That would work... but I havent tried recoding yet... so Id prob take awhile. But if you wanna see the work in progress, its
http://forums.qj.net/portal
main "online" mode lets users login, read, and access pages allowed in their usergroup. (With the aide of the mod deluxe user login)
Only thing I needed to complete it was a text based news system so the php page would just include the text file and wham. SQL gets slow? Dies? No issue here, all php and html. Low bandwitdh, no server useage really.