I apologise for being blunt but there's more chance of a comet hitting vb.org and wipeing the database than me styling. It's something I
absolutely hate and won't get involved with unless it's my own forum and even then it takes several days for me to get remotely motivated. I'm sure someone will come along and give you a helping hand, someone who enjoys the styling experience. Maybe you can offer a service in exchange?
There are tons of admin resource forums which allow you to post and ask for help or recruit staff which would kick start your site.
Sorry, but I can't accomodate your request.