Ok, I've Googled and sorted my head out now.
Thing is, it's isn't in the portal output global variables list.
Nothing is. I haven't added the variable in the CMPS admin. Just installed this latest version today?
:surprised:
:edit: Meh. Guess it's going to be another <if> condition.
Disbaled the whole thing until somoeone can help me out.
My CMPS just has a log in module to the left, the rest is content viewable for people who don't even need to visit the forums if they don't want to so don't need to see a big block telling them to register.
This ruins the layout completely.

Need this for the forums, but not for the VBa page.