The instructions do not take newbies into account.

I would like to know where on the ACP these things are located that I need to edit.
I got lost at step 3, "add phrase". Where? Where is the postbit/legacy option? See what I mean? I am a total newbie to vb. (I've ran IPB and phpBB)
I guess I'll have to take a 10 minutes to go through each menu, and item until I find where I need to go.