Spider!!!! Urgent Help Needed!!!
 

I've got 2 massive spiders in my house. One is approx 4 inches across and the other approx 3 inches.

I can't stand spiders!!!!

They are far to big for me to set my cats on as they would likely eat the cat!

What can I do with them. I'm scared stiff esp as the biggest one is in my bedroom. The other one is in the bathroom which is off my bedroom.

get a shoe?

If they were little ones yeah, but no way hosea with these ones. They'll go crunch, or make a hole in my shoe!

got a bat?

Nope. and I can't ring a man that can as it's 01:10 here so everyone is in bed. In fact my cats seem to have bedded down for the night in front of the fire.

Got spray of any kind? if not you gotta smack those things with something (preferably long). Maybe someone with knowledge of spiders can tell us if that one's harmfull. I doubt it is though.

I've only got household cleaners. If I go to hit it and it run's then I'll be up the street before I know it. And where could I go at this time of night?

Post on a discussion board that discusses extending a commercial product?

I don't think there's another option. try a large flat board of some sort (a few feet in width and height). drop it on the spider. If it's on carpet stomp on the top of the board immediately after it was dropped.

filburt dear, it's the lounge!

It's on the ceiling. Good idea though. Would require demolishing my wardrobe first however.