Can you become Spiderman?
 

As Marco has decided to boycot the Batman/hellsatan-is-god craze, he opted for people to become Spiderman - So...

Can you become spiderman?

Has anyone actually tried to get a spider to bite them - It doesn't work damnit :ermm:

Satan

It does if it's a tarantula and you keep blocking its escape route ;) but I don't think that would give you the ability to shoot web and climb walls.

And why oh why did they pick Toby McGuire to play him in the films???????

They couldn't find anyone else with bad enough acting to fit the Spiderman role ;)

I think with a tarantula, it might give you the ability to writhe in pain and perhaps fit while the poison kills you... Hrm... Maybe I won't use a tarantula ;)

Satan

You know.. I read that as they couldn't find someone else with bad enough acne *shakes head* I think I need glasses!

Well instead of Spiderman, try being Gecko Man.. they kinda suck your hand instead of biting them.. and you may still get the funky walking up walls ability if you get the right type to bite you :)

Uh-oh, Marco is browsing! Hide your posts! Flee for your lives! FLEEE!!!!!

Either that or you will lose your hand to them ;)

They can be quite vicious little creatures...

Problem is though, I want the ability to shoot web out of my hands, and also to be able to beat up criminals with my super-spider strength and agility ;)

And of course, to have the wonderful "Spidey-sense";)

Satan

Hmmmm..... you could always go down the same route as Jeff Goldblum in The fly, remove the biting part and just merge your DNA with that of your chosen spider, there's just that ugly side-effect of starting to look like one.. which leads me to an important question.....

What about the suit? Will you be wearing that too or designing a new one?

To throw people off, I'd wear a Batman suit ;)

I wouldn't merge my DNA - It'd kill the poor spider ;)

I'd have to inject the DNA into me, and hope it takes off...

Satan

So what kind of spider would you choose for this experiment?

Black Widow ;)

Satan