Juss another idea
 

Would it be possible to count all pages with a thread on it? like if this were the the total amount of threads on your forum:

Any Programmers? ( 1 2 )
Any Designers? ( 1 2 3 4 )
Any Money For me?

The pagecount would be 2+4+1=7 pages

You could apply it like this:
Members: 7,050 » Threads: 3,003 (on 8934 pages) » Posts: 26,344

I'm sure it would require hacking.

well my last two ideas didnt require hacking so I why do you think it would require hacking?

because the last one you had already was built into vB ;)

well what about that attachment thing I requested...

It's probably possible via phpinclude but will add another query.

Actually two queries albeit both not very server-intensive. Will release.

Does adding a query really matter? Coz it would be cool.

Yes it does, adding a query increases server load and page load time.

I found a way to use one query instead of two, and it doesn't appear server-intensive, either. Almost done.