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BigIke

04-01-2005 07:02 PM

google gulp!!!?? this sounds so sweet

I think this is like a RedBull drink? Right? I can't seem to figure it out. I really hope it's not an April Fool's Joke... because I love this idea. It probably is though, because the technology sounds way too complex, even for Google.

Link to Google Gulp

noppid

04-01-2005 07:08 PM

Quote:

Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex?, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy.

Gotta be real!

BigIke

04-01-2005 07:10 PM

I don't know, even the privacy policy (usually something very straight-forward) is fishy...

Blam Forumz

04-01-2005 07:24 PM

Whats the date today?

I think the case of the google gulp has been solved.

happy april fools day

Paul M

04-01-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringindaruckus

LOL - are you for real ? of course it's a joke .... :)

BigIke

04-01-2005 07:55 PM

Man, when I first read it, I was so stoked lol. I feel abused now :(

EDIT: No offense to actual abuse victims

Erwin

04-01-2005 08:18 PM

Say it isn't so. :)

laborer75

04-01-2005 08:34 PM

That is some funny chit.....google gulp....lol :D

DrkFusion

04-04-2005 12:31 AM

I ordered a 24 today!

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