The best my stoner friends can come up with :p
 

A little stoner humor, I thought it was funny when my friends told me some of these durring our nightly circle, thought I would share.

You know your a stoner when..
10. You want to name your first child Bud, mary jane if its a girl ;)
9. You think someone is watching you when no one is around
8. Someone finds a roach in your room and its not a bad thing
7. You smoke the bits of pot you found in your car floor mats
6. Your best friend just happens to be your dealer
5. You hang out with people you don't like, just cause they got bud
4. Your alarm is set to 4:20 am and pm
3. Your dream vacation is a trip to amsterdam
2. You blow $200 a week on philly blunts and incent
1. All you want to do is chill and smoke and eat and smoke and cruse and smoke and smoke and smoke :D

Ok I lied, most are lame, where more funny when I was stoned :)

lmfao, very very very good

Another reason to not smoke weed. ;)

I don't think I need one :rolleyes:
there are plenty already :D

My dream has come true already!
wOOt!

lmao!
don't ya hate it when the paranoia sets in?? :bandit:

theirs always someone watching we've all seen the trueman show.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.