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PixelFx 10-07-2003 08:25 AM

Dangerous Virus *cough* Read on for Fix >:) mmmm
 
EMAIL FRIEND SENT ME: Normally I'd Delete it, but seems I've been infected with a lot of it lately ;)


========= EMAIL CONTENT BELOW =====================
There is a dangerous virus going around.

It is called "WORK". If you receive "WORK" from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!

This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with "WORK", put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub (or golf course).

Order the antidote known as BEER.

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.

========= EMAIL CONTENT ABOVE =====================

I think this is the best one I've heard yet ;)

comments?

Erwin 10-07-2003 11:10 AM

I have an antivirus installed called "vBulletin" that keeps me from WORK all the time...

Dean C 10-07-2003 12:18 PM

What's work?

Xenon 10-07-2003 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erwin
I have an antivirus installed called "vBulletin" that keeps me from WORK all the time...

hmm, no it's just a changing program.
It keeps you from WORK by giving you another WORK ^^

dstruct2k 10-08-2003 09:58 PM

I think it's a variation on WORK.... Maybe WORK.B... I think it's a little less severe than WORK. :)


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