Ugh... stupid pirates
 

Ugh... stupid stupid people.

I get this IM randomly from some guy demanding one of my hacks...

Well, you can read the rest where he threatens to hack vb.com and other fun stuff, as well as admitting he has a pirated VB and giving me the URL.

I've already passed the information on to piracy@vbulletin.com, but this idiot is funny enough I thought I'd share.

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Marc0323: hi
Marc0323: i am vbulletin.org
Marc0323: can you send User Points System
PalmerOfTheTurks: No. You can download it from the thread
Marc0323: but i must have a account at vbulletin.com
PalmerOfTheTurks: No, you must have a valid vbulletin liscense
Marc0323: i don't
PalmerOfTheTurks: Then you don't get the hack. Pretty simple, huh?
Marc0323: yea
PalmerOfTheTurks: You knew that beforehand, so why have you wasted my time?
Marc0323: i will just no use vbb i was gonna get a licence but you had get snotty
Marc0323: i can tell my friend not buy it
PalmerOfTheTurks: Why would you need a hack if you don't have a license?
Marc0323: i have vbb
Marc0323: goto xxxxxxx
PalmerOfTheTurks: Hey, you buy what you want.. I'm not employed by vBulletin, I don't lose anything if you don't buy it or tell others not to
Marc0323: so u see i have vbb
PalmerOfTheTurks: But it's rather moronic to write off buying a piece of software ebcause an independent person doesn't like you
Marc0323: who don't like me
Marc0323: i guess i will just hack vbullletin.com
Marc0323: 205.188.8.46
Marc0323: 64.12.27.255
PalmerOfTheTurks: And what is that supposed to prove?
Marc0323: i can steal some licences
PalmerOfTheTurks: mmhmm... and those IP addresses are supposed to be what?
Marc0323: yours vbulletin.com and org
Marc0323: all i was wanting to do was borriw you licence real fast to download you get coaky
PalmerOfTheTurks: A few problems, moron
PalmerOfTheTurks: Neither of those IPs is mine
PalmerOfTheTurks: And neither belongs to vb.com OR org


he then posts up WHOIS information for vb.com and org... and claims he has my IP now.
But the only IPs listed in the WHOIS are for the nameservers... not the webservers... and none of them match the above 2.

Marc0323: i got you good hahaha
Marc0323: sub7 time
PalmerOfTheTurks: Uhh... you're a moron
PalmerOfTheTurks: Those are the IPs of the nameservers
PalmerOfTheTurks: Not the webservers
PalmerOfTheTurks: And none of the IPs in the whois you just posted match the IPs you put up earlier
Marc0323: well i will hack webserver
PalmerOfTheTurks: But that's irrelevant anyways, as you can expect the FBI at your door within 24 hours
Marc0323: you don't know where i live
PalmerOfTheTurks: No, but your webhosting company does, and hacking, or threatening to hack, is a federal offence... terrorism to be exact, with a 25 year minimum sentence
PalmerOfTheTurks: sub7 doesn't work on UNIX webservers, butt****
Marc0323: oh yeah well i won't hack i don't want 25 yr sentecne
Marc0323: and i am too young for jail
Marc0323: on 12 1/2 yr oold
PalmerOfTheTurks: Too late. This log is in the hands of vbulltin.com, hostonce.com and the FBI's cyberterrorism squad
Marc0323: what
Marc0323: god danm
Marc0323: i am going to my dads house

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Why oh why do the morons always seek me out?

This isn't the first one either... just the funniest.

LOL he really split at the end? :p

I'm speechless

That's hilarious...And how much you wanna bet that if he keeps going around saying he's a hacker, one day he'll meet a real hacker who will hack him?? That's funny...

I hope someone calls his parents. I think it would be so fun to listen to him explain to his parents why lawyers are calling him abot software piracy. :)

*lol* That's hilarious!!!! Poor guy, running to his daddy's house. The nerve of some people! *lol* I'm sure he's having dreams about the FBI being after him with terrorism info!!!

so is his board using an illegal copy of VBB then?

Also how can you tell if they are or not?

I am gonna take a whole bunch of random and useless php code with tons of useless and complex instructions which dont have anything to do whatsoever with vb just to hand out to these kiddies. lol

hehe... take the HTML output of your forum index and save it as index.php and send that to them.

FYI....he now has his forum up.

Here's an idea. Send him a bunch of code that does nothing, but put a randomizer hidden in it somewhere that does something stupid every now and then. It'll drive him nuts.

Chris