"is it just me or are we screwed!!" - Custard
"is it just me or are we screwed!!" - US Government after public is educated
"is it just me or are we screwed!!" - After getting Windoz XP
"iz ut jist mi ur R wee screud!!" - Robert Douwny JR... (as you can see i can spell his name, niether can he)
"why can we drink?" - Backstreet boys
"why cant i dance?" - Mr. Clinton
"wheres the weed?" - Mr.Per"z"ident

"why cant i think of any more" - me

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
- Albert Einstein

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
- Bjarne Stroustrup

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Vince Lombardi

"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. "
- Samuel Palmer


That's enough for now, maybe I'll post some more later.:p

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