vb.org Archive - Dear God...

Dear God,

Yesterday was an awful day for me..

My wife ran off with her boss.
My son pierced his eyebrow.
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head.
My dog mated with the neighbor's cat.
My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution.
My Mom told me I was adopted.
My boss told me I was laid off.
My sister was arrested for prostitution.
My house has termites.
My car was stolen.
All that came in the mail was bills.
A plane crash landed on my garage.
OJ Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner.
And my TV blew.

Lord, please be with me today.

I was able to live through all that misery yesterday. And I will be able to make it through anything today!

But please.... DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!

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