Headlines for year 2029
 

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

vbulletin releases new version 3.7.0 users who are testing vbulletin 3.7 beta release 9871 should upgrade to this new stable version

loves it!

Funny, except a minor proof reading error on the part of whoever wrote this:

Possibly a little contradictory?
Wouldn't be that bad... even more so if the stable version is never released, as long as you're using the betas... Why?

1. New features with every beta.

2. About 10 years in front of the sites that won't upgrade until the stable version, thus ending up stealing their member base, popularity and causing their members to complain how lacking in features said forums are.

3. Back to 1, the feature improvements in a few betas are probably more and faster than the number of features added in about 2 years of version 3.6 after 3.6.4 Or even than since version 3.5

actually, after i quit the development of PostNuke, 6 years ago, there was never a new stable version... they are still in beta stage and running well even then...

Yes I just realized the contraddiction
>Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

However mine wanted to be just a joke.
I am very satisfied with vbulletin overall... but I have been waiting months now to do some work on it thinking that was better to upgrade to 3.7 but first I see beta 1 , then beta 2 then beta 3 ... we are up to beta 5 now - hopefully this will not go on forver
Paolo

Hehehe... in fact this 'Beta' version is generating alot of transitional Mods/Hacks with short lifespan and usability... Funny phenomenon :rolleyes:

By far the best headline there!

Hah.

vBulletin 3.7 is already way behind the times in my opinion. Could you imagine how old and dated it would be 21 years from now?

^Not with the new features from 9872 new beta feature releases. New features get added in just about every beta.