vb.org Archive - Adding a function onto postbit

I know they can't, basically I have been trying to work out a way to create a rainbow paid subscription...I have found the following code which works great but as you say the problem is that the templates cannot execute php and the hooks don't like to parse the function.

heres the code if you can help?

PHP Code:


		
			
<?php
function rainbow($text) {
$i = 0;
$textlength = strlen($text);
while($i<=$textlength){
/*You can change the colors below if you want; just change the font color=color part.*/
if ($text[$i] != "") {
echo "<font color=red>".$text[$i]."</font>";}
if ($text[$i+1] != "") {
echo "<font color=orange>".$text[$i+1]."</font>";}
if ($text[$i+2] != "") {
echo "<font color=yellow>".$text[$i+2]."</font>";}
if ($text[$i+3] != "") {
echo "<font color=green>".$text[$i+3]."</font>";}
if ($text[$i+4] != "") {
echo "<font color=blue>".$text[$i+4]."</font>";}
if ($text[$i+5] != "") {
echo "<font color=purple>".$text[$i+5]."</font>";}
$i = $i+6;}}
?>

I am very familier with php but cannot get this working...it would seem even in hooks or using vbulletin's manual way of including php through the global hook doesn't even work.

Can you help? :D

edit: btw to make something 'rainbow' effect you wrap the text in the function like rainbow("TEXT HERE"); but obviously I cant find anyway of including that into the postbit....even through hooks.

X vBulletin 3.8.12 by vBS Debug Information
Template Usage: (1)ad_footer_end (1)ad_footer_start (1)ad_header_end (1)ad_header_logo (1)ad_navbar_below (1)bbcode_php_printable (1)footer (1)gobutton (1)header (1)headinclude (6)option (1)post_thanks_navbar_search (1)printthread (5)printthreadbit (1)spacer_close (1)spacer_open Phrase Groups Available: global postbit showthread	Included Files: ./printthread.php ./global.php ./includes/init.php ./includes/class_core.php ./includes/config.php ./includes/functions.php ./includes/class_hook.php ./includes/modsystem_functions.php ./includes/class_bbcode_alt.php ./includes/class_bbcode.php ./includes/functions_bigthree.php Hooks Called: init_startup init_startup_session_setup_start init_startup_session_setup_complete cache_permissions fetch_threadinfo_query fetch_threadinfo fetch_foruminfo style_fetch cache_templates global_start parse_templates global_setup_complete printthread_start bbcode_fetch_tags bbcode_create bbcode_parse_start bbcode_parse_complete_precache bbcode_parse_complete printthread_post printthread_complete
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X vBulletin 3.8.12 by vBS Debug Information

Page Generation 0.00924 seconds
Memory Usage 1,725KB
Queries Executed 10 (?)

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Template Usage:

(1)ad_footer_end
(1)ad_footer_start
(1)ad_header_end
(1)ad_header_logo
(1)ad_navbar_below
(1)bbcode_php_printable
(1)footer
(1)gobutton
(1)header
(1)headinclude
(6)option
(1)post_thanks_navbar_search
(1)printthread
(5)printthreadbit
(1)spacer_close
(1)spacer_open

Phrase Groups Available:

global
postbit
showthread

Included Files:

./printthread.php
./global.php
./includes/init.php
./includes/class_core.php
./includes/config.php
./includes/functions.php
./includes/class_hook.php
./includes/modsystem_functions.php
./includes/class_bbcode_alt.php
./includes/class_bbcode.php
./includes/functions_bigthree.php

Hooks Called:

init_startup
init_startup_session_setup_start
init_startup_session_setup_complete
cache_permissions
fetch_threadinfo_query
fetch_threadinfo
fetch_foruminfo
style_fetch
cache_templates
global_start
parse_templates
global_setup_complete
printthread_start
bbcode_fetch_tags
bbcode_create
bbcode_parse_start
bbcode_parse_complete_precache
bbcode_parse_complete
printthread_post
printthread_complete

Messages:

X vBulletin 3.8.12 by vBS Debug Information
Page Generation 0.00924 seconds Memory Usage 1,725KB Queries Executed 10 (?)
More Information
Template Usage: (1)ad_footer_end (1)ad_footer_start (1)ad_header_end (1)ad_header_logo (1)ad_navbar_below (1)bbcode_php_printable (1)footer (1)gobutton (1)header (1)headinclude (6)option (1)post_thanks_navbar_search (1)printthread (5)printthreadbit (1)spacer_close (1)spacer_open Phrase Groups Available: global postbit showthread	Included Files: ./printthread.php ./global.php ./includes/init.php ./includes/class_core.php ./includes/config.php ./includes/functions.php ./includes/class_hook.php ./includes/modsystem_functions.php ./includes/class_bbcode_alt.php ./includes/class_bbcode.php ./includes/functions_bigthree.php Hooks Called: init_startup init_startup_session_setup_start init_startup_session_setup_complete cache_permissions fetch_threadinfo_query fetch_threadinfo fetch_foruminfo style_fetch cache_templates global_start parse_templates global_setup_complete printthread_start bbcode_fetch_tags bbcode_create bbcode_parse_start bbcode_parse_complete_precache bbcode_parse_complete printthread_post printthread_complete
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