vb.org Archive - The Glass-eyed Blond (gay joke..... kinda) ROFL

A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He has been checking him out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to him.

Suddenly the blond sneezes and his glass eye comes flying out of his socket towards the man. The man reflexively grabs and snatches it out of the air.

"Oh my god, I am sooo sorry," the blond says, as he pops his eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the blond invites him to the theater followed by drinks.

After paying for everything, the blond asks him if he would like to come to breakfast the next morning. When he arrives the next morning, the blond has cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!

"You know, you are perfect!" says the man. "Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No", the blond replies.........

(Wait for it....)

(It's coming.............)

(The suspense is killing you ........)

"You just happened to catch my eye."
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