Dismissible member alert type thing?
 

Basically, I would really like something that could let you type in a alert in the admin cp for members that displays if one or more certain conditions are met.

Example of some possible conditions:

• They've never made a post
• Never made a post in a specific forum
• Haven't made a post in the past X days
• No more than X other alerts are showing
• It's a certain date
• They have a new PM
• They have never sent anyone a PM
• They never responded to their activation email
• They have more than, or less than, a certain number of posts
• They haven't viewed a certain thread yet.
• They've never altered their profile
• They haven't changed their time zone from default

Obviously, some of those are a bit elaborate and not all would be needed, but you get the idea.

Next to each alert, there would be a "Dismiss" link - when someone clicked it, they would never see that specific alert ever again.

I'm envisioning it would look (graphically) like a colored box at the top of the screen, just under the navbar... but it would be editable via templates.

There are a lot of uses for this. You could remind them about a contest the forum is running. You could tell them about new private messages. You could wish them a happy holidays. You could remind them to refer their friends. Based on which features they have and haven't used, you could explain how to use certain things (I'm thinking of a 'Did you know,' small description, and link to more information, for this).