Satan's Version
 

Um, just curious...It says in your profile that you're using v4.07. Is this a joke, or am I missing something?

As you know, satan has time-travelling powers. He skipped forward in time and brought this version back with him. Now naturally, Jelsoft doesn't want other people to see what they haven't even created yet, so he isn't allowed to use it on his live forum or mention it in any form beyond the version number here on vBorg.
;)

I guess he's like doctor who...

- Sid

I had to restrict it to 4.0.7 - After 4.0.7 it switches from version numbers to names, and as Revan said, it's supposed to be a secret ;)

Satan

To be more accurate hes actually not using the most up to future date version of VB. However in the future we dont call it "VB", just V as Jelsoft buys out Microsoft.

Than Walmart buys Jelsoft and removes the B as they think it could be offensive .

You can read more about it here:
https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthrea...7&page=3&pp=15

What part of "secret" didn't you understand!?

When you can travel into the future the defintion of the word has no meaning.

In the year 2345 the word "secret" actually means something entirely different;)

Satan

There's a v4.0.7 !?! Why wasn't this officially announced?! And WHERE CAN I GET GAMES FOR v3 ARCADE!?!?! And WHERE CAN I GET THE CHAT HACK THAT THEY USE HERE?! I want answers :mad:

4.0.7, what a joke

It's ironic that now people notice when I've had that as my vB version for at least 6 months :p

Satan

i noticed it just thought it was a small type-0 but anyhow congrats on 4.07 i guess the ajax works nicely and they put admincp hooks in i just wonder what else is in store for the 4.x series... oh not to mention multi-db support

Time-Travels are, even theoretically, impossible - at least within one universe.

Guess you arn't up to date on your time travle theroy then.

Hmm ... might be. Cou you give me an update? :)

Situation: I am bored of Life, therefor I decide to travel back in Time to kill my Parents, so I won't be alive now (which is the future for Time X to which I went back).
But if I am not alive now, how would I then be able to travel back to kill my Parents?
By changing the Past, I open a totally different timeline/reality - that's why I said it's not possible within one Universe. If there are parallel Universes that share the same space it might be possible.

It is possible ;)

You simply have to ignore the temporal issues associated with such an event, and it all works out :)

Satan

There are no hooks because in the future we write the code using our brain and transfer via the tsb cord that replaces the bsb cord that replaced the usb.... Dont even ask what happens when it crashes!

Oh and we dont use wireless because in future they ban wireless to get rid of people with cell phones in movie theaters...

In the future we figure out that reality is just a word created to explain what is happening currently and doesnt actually represent the levels of our current time and space.

It all depends on which is possible, even without paralelle deminisions, you've basicly undone a part of history, and whipe yourself out. You were alive to kill him but after he died you are no longer possible, and snuffed out. But, its really best not to wrap your head around such things, it causes massive pain :D

Kirby, everyone seems to agree that time travel into the future is quite possible because of the "arrow of time" concept. This is an integral part of the general theory of relativity. However, time travel into the past is another issue. Anything is possible, but it's much less probable that time travel into the past could be accomplished.

We travel into the future every day. When you travel in a plane time passes a bit faster for you than when you travel around on the surface of the earth. This has been proven with atomic clocks on board aircraft and spacecraft.

There's another interesting thing about simply viewing future events which again people think is possible.

Here are some things to read about actual time travel:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/time/
http://science.howstuffworks.com/time-travel.htm
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/time-travel-phys/

- Sid

Parse errors are fatal to us ;)

Killing your parents by going back in time doesn't affect you as you already exist. So YOUR timeline still exists in you. You can go back to the future and continue YOUR timeline.

you won't be there to check that out anymore and everyone else thinks everything's ok ;)

In theory if you murdered them before you existed you can't have murdered them because you didn't exist ;)

Therefore go back in time and kill loads of people you hate from the past then return to the future and have gotten away with murder :D

Satan

Yes and sql database errors will make your genitals fall off.... True in the future they can be put back on using the nano bots but still, it hurts.


Hey, you know what would be better? Go back in time with like a $1,000.00 and buy stock in microsoft or just create microsoft before Bill Gates does.

I'd buy $1,000.00 in stock because I have no idea how to, or cannot be bothered to code stuff like Windows, MSDOS etc :p

Satan

but i thought MSDOS & Windows W E R E coded by satan!!

- Sid

No... Just one of my underlings ;)

I could probably code it if I actually bothered to try, but since I can't be bothered, I simply assume that I can't at all :p

Satan

Well since bill gates is one of your minions, I guess theres no need huh.

Exactly ;)

Satan

Too bad your vb version isnt as leet as mine.

As I said, after 4.0.7 it becomes names - 5.1.0 GOLD is not vB ;)

Satan

I know its actually V.1.0 , but people here would not be able to comprehend that version so I put it in terms they can deal with at this time.


Dude 4.0.7 was back when you had to actually click something to ban a member, all I have to do is think or say it and they are banned.

Oh and by the way Geek is still around doing hacks in the future but in the future he is known as Geek v 4.5 as his brain was transplanted into a computer to farm for hacks.

I have been forbidden to reveal the depths of the future of vB ;)

The version you are talking about is a mere blip on the scales of what is to come...

The reason I only run 4.0.7 is because I have to give the present day vB'ers some hope of actually achieving the version I run ;)

It's like teasing them really...

Unfortunately after 85 years of development I cannot run any of these versions on these pre-reformation computers - The language and letters alter too significantly for a current day ASCII system to recognise, therefore the numbering and naming becomes obselete...

But in about 80 years time a server with the post-reformation requirements may run early versions of the new software ;)

Satan

You could always convert it from ASCIII to ASCII using the built in tools in Windows operating system 2085.

But then I would have to bring back components and other bits of software from the future...

And several power converters :(

Too much hassle:p

Satan

The current bus speeds on the processors couldnt handle it nor could our present day memory .

Exactly - I may as well bring back several servers and terminals - The problem then is converting the forum layout and content to a non-reformation format for present day visitors :ermm:

Satan

Yeah but then you have the problem with people only have 4 mps tops. I mean in the future we have a transfer rate of 2.5 terabytes per second. I dont think the site would ever load for these " normal " people.

I had thought about that...

Multiple OC-48 connections connected to a pre-reformation bandwidth converter connected to a post-reformation bandwidth convert might provide enough power for the server to deliver high-end broadband level packet sizes :)

But this is highly theoretical ;)

Remember - To power a server for a minute, even with the most efficient pre-to-post reformation power converters, it would take 3 trillion trillion KW of energy :ermm:

Satan

Yes and this isnt even factoring in the small tcp/ip receive windows that " normal " people have. Even if they seen the site it would look more like the matrix then what they are used to. They would need the decryption chip that Jelsoft releases in 2074 just to convert the header.

3.5 BETA HA!