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Reeve of shinra

12-08-2004 02:41 AM

coding > sex

::laughs:: have you ever chosen to finish up a coding project over having sex?

The Equivocate

12-08-2004 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reeve of shinra

::laughs:: have you ever chosen to finish up a coding project over having sex?

I sure hope not... unless this coding project was about to earn you a lottt of money. A lot...

A lot.

Boofo

12-08-2004 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reeve of shinra

::laughs:: have you ever chosen to finish up a coding project over having sex?

You can always have sex, you can't always code. Besides, isn't coding better than sex, anyway? ;)

Zachery

12-08-2004 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boofo

You can always have sex, you can't always code. Besides, isn't coding better than sex, anyway? ;)

Bob not everyone is as lucky as you ;)

:)

deathemperor

12-08-2004 04:01 AM

lol that would be a hard choice

EvilLS1

12-08-2004 04:34 AM

Code:

if ($coding > $sex)

{

    $you = 'nerd';

}

Reeve of shinra

12-08-2004 05:51 AM

I am a very compromising individual, I am always willing to have sex while coding. ;)

Colin F

12-08-2004 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reeve of shinra

I am a very compromising individual, I am always willing to have sex while coding. ;)

hehe ;)

yinyang

12-08-2004 06:01 AM

i can't code. but i can have sex. but i'd like to see someone do what the great "George Castanza" did and combine the two.... (his was eat in bed while having sex).... let me know if someone's ever had sex while typing on the computer.

Tony G

12-08-2004 06:56 AM

Sex at the computer is possible. You could use the various parts of it as.... aid.

XD. Sorry. :p

neocorteqz

12-08-2004 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony G

Sex at the computer is possible. You could use the various parts of it as.... aid.

XD. Sorry. :p

**click at your own discretion**

Fu-Fme Drive

**click at your own discretion**

only vulgar language, nothing explicit. that i can see.

btw this has to be the funniest topic I've seen all month. :D :)

Boofo

12-08-2004 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zachery

Bob not everyone is as lucky as you ;)

:)

My luck ran out over 4 months ago, sorry. ;)

Xenon

12-08-2004 10:51 AM

i think Bob is still right ^^

Having a good idea for coding isn't that easy, having Sex is ^^

assassingod

12-08-2004 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boofo

My luck ran out over 4 months ago, sorry. ;)

Viagra will help you there, Bob.

Boofo

12-08-2004 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by assassingod

Viagra will help you there, Bob.

Viagra won't help this, trust me. ;)

amykhar

12-08-2004 11:49 AM

When you've been married forever and have 4 kids, you'll frequently choose almost ANYTHING over sex.

Zachery

12-08-2004 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amykhar

When you've been married forever and have 4 kids, you'll frequently choose almost ANYTHING over sex.

;_; I hope thats not true!

But it is possible to code and have sex...

Xenon

12-08-2004 12:30 PM

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@Zak: you mean like that?

deathemperor

12-08-2004 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenon

Having a good idea for coding isn't that easy, having Sex is ^^

damn rite, it's always not easy to have good ideas, coding need concentrating but sex is usually not ^^

Zachery

12-08-2004 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenon

@Zak: you mean like that?

;);)

Boofo

12-08-2004 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amykhar

When you've been married forever and have 4 kids, you'll frequently choose almost ANYTHING over sex.

Kids'll do that to you. LOL

amykhar

12-08-2004 01:03 PM

So, I'm assuming by the chatter in this thread that y'all didn't play Pearl Harbor yesterday to commemorate the anniversary?

Boofo

12-08-2004 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amykhar

So, I'm assuming by the chatter in this thread that y'all didn't play Pearl Harbor yesterday to commemorate the anniversary?

I, for one, did. ;)

Zachery

12-08-2004 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boofo

I, for one, did. ;)

I don't even think I want to know what that means...

amykhar

12-08-2004 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zachery

I don't even think I want to know what that means...

http://stories.xnxx.com/playing_pearl_harbor.php

amykhar

12-08-2004 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boofo

I, for one, did. ;)

T.M.I., Bob. T.M.I. :blush:

Dean C

12-08-2004 02:00 PM

This thread is kinda kinky

Boofo

12-08-2004 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amykhar

T.M.I., Bob. T.M.I. :blush:

T.M.I.?

Boofo

12-08-2004 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zachery

I don't even think I want to know what that means...

I'm a vet. It's part of the code to honor those that have come before us. ;)

amykhar

12-08-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boofo

T.M.I.?

Too Much Information

sabret00the

12-08-2004 03:50 PM

very very funny thread, but ideas or anythign aside i think it's something like this

PHP Code:


		
			
if ($coding >= $good_sex)

{

    $you == "nerd";

}

although i can't beleive i forgot about commemorating pearl harbour *smh*

assassingod

12-08-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean C

This thread is kinda kinky

You love it Dean:p

Dean C

12-08-2004 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabret00the

very very funny thread, but ideas or anythign aside i think it's something like this

PHP Code:


		
			
if ($coding >= $good_sex)

{

    $you == "nerd";

}

although i can't beleive i forgot about commemorating pearl harbour *smh*

sabre - I'm ashamed of you. You used the equivalence operator instead of the assignment one ;)

PHP Code:


		
			
if($coding >= $good_sex)

{

        $you = 'nerd';

}

Colin F

12-08-2004 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean C

sabre - I'm ashamed of you. You used the equivalence operator instead of the assignment one ;)

PHP Code:


		
			
if($coding >= $good_sex)

{

        $you = 'nerd';

}

...then again, chance is you are already a nerd... allthough it wouldn't help much to state that.

Dean C

12-08-2004 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin F

...then again, chance is you are already a nerd... allthough it wouldn't help much to state that.

PHP Code:


		
			
$name = 'Dean';

if($name == 'Colin')

{

        $nerd = true;

}

else if($name == 'Dean')

{

        $time['food'] = 1;

        $time['sex'] = 2;

        $time['coding'] = 3;



        asort($time);



        $c = 0;

        foreach($time AS $preference)

        {

                $c++;

                echo 'PREFERENCE (IN ORDER)<br />';

                echo $c . '/ ' . $preference;

        }



        $nerd = false;

}

Colin F

12-08-2004 05:35 PM

What, you get 11 lines of code before deciding that you're not a nerd, and I get stamped NERD just by my name?

no fair :alien:

:banana:

Zachery

12-08-2004 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean C

PHP Code:


		
			
$name = 'Dean';

if($name == 'Colin')

{

        $nerd = true;

}

else if($name == 'Dean')

{

        $time['food'] = 1;

        $time['sex'] = 2;

        $time['coding'] = 3;



        asort($time);



        $c = 0;

        foreach($time AS $preference)

        {

                $c++;

                echo 'PREFERENCE (IN ORDER)<br />';

                echo $c . '/ ' . $preference;

        }



        $nerd = false;

}

He is a nerd simply because he took the time to put it into php

Dean C

12-08-2004 05:59 PM

Actually I didn't write that out. I used my newly-developed PHP-code generator ;)

AnhTuanCool

12-08-2004 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Site Rules

1.5 No "Offensive" Posts, Links or Images: Please do not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-orientated, hateful, threatening, racist, sexist, discriminatory, or otherwise violative of any local or international laws. This includes links in your signature, profile, bookmarks as well as posted images, photos and avatars. Staff will ultimately decide if something is appropriate or not.

.... :p

Colin F

12-08-2004 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnhTuanCOol

Staff will ultimately decide if something is appropriate or not.

....

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