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dstruct2k

07-10-2004 04:48 PM

Funny comments in vB source... Post them here!

I saw this one and found the... "creativity" to be funny.

PHP Code:


		
			
 // unwysiwygify the incoming data

Gotta love inventing words. :D

FleaBag

07-10-2004 04:50 PM

Not trying to be obtuse but if you find that 'funny' you really need to work on your sense of humour. ;)

Regs	07-10-2004 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleaBag

Not trying to be obtuse but if you find that 'funny' you really need to work on your sense of humour. ;)

Hello pot!

~Kettle.

Erwin

07-11-2004 11:04 AM

LOL! This thread itself is funny! :)

Zachery

07-11-2004 11:53 AM

I find much more funny comments in Links coding than i do the developers :)

filburt1

07-11-2004 12:53 PM

vBMS's comments, IIRC, include several "// fix stupid (really stupid problem here)".

vB2 had some comments like that ("// fix idiotic Nutscrape problem" comes to mind) but vB3 doesn't really. In fact a lot of the files need their comments updated because many function names in comments are from the beta before they were refactored to the new style guide.

FleaBag

07-11-2004 02:23 PM

By the way dstruct2k, just to clarify I wasn't being offensive, I was joking too. :D

Xenon

07-11-2004 05:01 PM

well, there are still a few funny comments in vb3's code.

i remember the one, where one line was two times appearing and the comment

// this line should be there twice

iirc now with 3.0.3 one of those lines is gone ^^

Dean C

07-11-2004 05:24 PM

PHP Code:


		
			
    $shutdownqueries = array(); // stop the queries from being reexecuted for whatever reason

    // bye bye!

How polite - they even said goodbye to me :D!

sabret00the

07-11-2004 07:45 PM

lol, very funny thread, posts 1-3 alone had me laughing.

yeah theirs some quality comments in the code, i even came across a few :)

Natch

07-11-2004 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Regs

Hello pot!

~Kettle.

Now *that's* funny!

Andreas

07-11-2004 11:21 PM

Quote:

// re-register globals -- this code should not be necessary by final version

Hmm ... why is it still there in 3.0.3? :D

Quote:

// this is WAY too slow!

Yep ;)

Quote:

// what was the line above supposed to do? I have changed it to the line below instead. - KD

I've got no idea what this line was for, but seems to be working correctly without it.

Quote:

// really stupid mysql bug

Andreas

07-17-2004 10:26 PM

// isn't that a lame thing to have to do? Works, but it's not really nice... :/

Cloud Strife

07-17-2004 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean C

PHP Code:


		
			
    $shutdownqueries = array(); // stop the queries from being reexecuted for whatever reason

    // bye bye!

How polite - they even said goodbye to me :D!

OMG!!! You posted vB source code :D:D:D

Brad	07-18-2004 02:30 AM

Functions_databuild.php (line 419):

PHP Code:


		
			
// Hook this post's children up to it's parent so they aren't orphaned. Foster parents I guess.

AN-net

07-18-2004 02:42 AM

jelsoft is putting subliminal messages in their code>_>

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