Star Wars..Scene from ESB SE
 

Scene from Empire Strikes Back, Expanded Special Edition)

VADER
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

LUKE
He told me enough. He told me you killed him!

VADER
No! I am your father!

LUKE
That's not true! That's impossible!

VADER
Search your feelings; you know it to be true!

LUKE
NO (cue ugly, mangled-face look)...

VADER
Yes it is true, and you know something else? You know that brass
droid of yours?

LUKE
Threepio?

VADER
Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was 7 years old.

LUKE
No!

VADER
Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no
hand, no job,and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp.

LUKE
I destroyed your precious Death Star!

VADER
When you were 20! Sheesh, when I was 10 I single-handedly
destroyed a Trade Federation Control ship!

LUKE
Well it's not my fault.

VADER
Oh, here we go... Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted
for birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's a Dark Lord of the Sith...waaah,
waah.

LUKE
Shut up!

VADER
Your a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated
the Jedi Knights!

LUKE
I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!

VADER
Oh, for the love of the Emperor! 10 years old, winner of the
Boonta Eve Open. Only human ever to fly a Pod Racer, RIGHT HERE BABY!
(Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.)

VADER
I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are but
you sure ain't mine.
(Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges
down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.)

VADER
Get a haircut!

LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Finally someone else with a sense of humour :p
Might do one of these myself lol, Especially liked the end part "Get a haircut"

:)


Lol nice one mate

Thanx :p

LOL! Did you write that, or got it from somewhere else?

Actually a friend wrote it and then e-mailed it to me but I thought I'd share it :)

This friend of yours.. did he also write it some 1.5 years ago and spread it out on the internet in totally different places?

Gee sorry for not getting around to it sooner.... I didnt join vb.org until a few months ago :rolleyes:

I'm just saying I highly doubt that he actually wrote it, but rather just forwarded it to you.

Ok well thanks for ruining the mood of the thread, I really appreciate it.

You're most welcome :)

I find it funny ... thanks for the quick laugh ...

boo at kurafire for ruining something he can't achieve himself :)

can't achieve myself? I could achieve falsehood very easily, I just prefer not to... :p