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Sweet Cheeks 02-18-2003 02:54 AM
Evilness requested lol
 
I would like to to know of a way to display something other than the showthread view to a particular user based on User ID. I want them to see the main forum display but when they view a thread, it will do something else (example: call a template, etc).

What I need to know is where would I insert an if/then or case statement to make this happen? Once I know where to put it, I can maybe figure out what I want to do lol


Or

if anyone knows of an evil hack where I can base it on User ID to where it freezes their browser up, or something to that effect, please let me know :D :smoke:

Thank you :p

Boofo 02-18-2003 03:20 AM
How about having it show them a 404 page error no matter where they click on the site? ;)

amykhar 02-18-2003 03:34 AM
You can put the code in the showthread.php

If you look for where it calls the eval for the showthread template, you put an if statement before it that says if $bbuserid=x then show this template, else, show the showthread template.

Of course, you have to create the new demonic template as well.

Amy

Sweet Cheeks 02-18-2003 01:38 PM
Thanks for the tips, Amy I will try that, thank you :D

Boofoo, I will see what I can do, I dont want it too obvious, hopefully I can figure out how to make the server time out on them or something so they get frusterated and leave :p

Zzed 02-18-2003 07:19 PM
Julie, you asked for evil, I will present you with evil. :D

I have made 2 unpublished hacks in my forums. I call one misery, and other one is calledstarvation.

This is a quote in how I explained misery to my moderators. ;)
Quote:
More info to keep:

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.

after doing all the math in actuality they have only a 5% chance of seeing the page they clicked on. What kills them is the time they have to wait before anything happens.
And with the starvation, this is what the users get:
- A 10X flood check time
- No more than 20 characters per post.
- No displayable signature or avatar
- A board view with no colors
- A board view where every graphic is a red X
- No access to the search engine

So if any of these inerests you let me know and I will publish them. ;)

I have a couple other ones, but these are the ones that drive people insane. :D

Sweet Cheeks 02-18-2003 10:16 PM
https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/ https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/ Zzed They sound awesome, (((((please))))) atleast publish Misery, its exactly what I am looking for lmao!! https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/ Starvation sounds awesome, I dont know which one I like better, they both are too funny :p

JulianD 02-18-2003 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Zzed
Julie, you asked for evil, I will present you with evil. :D

I have made 2 unpublished hacks in my forums. I call one misery, and other one is calledstarvation.

This is a quote in how I explained misery to my moderators. ;)


And with the starvation, this is what the users get:
- A 10X flood check time
- No more than 20 characters per post.
- No displayable signature or avatar
- A board view with no colors
- A board view where every graphic is a red X
- No access to the search engine

So if any of these inerests you let me know and I will publish them. ;)

I have a couple other ones, but these are the ones that drive people insane. :D
hehe very nice....

Erwin 02-19-2003 04:55 AM
LOL!!!

Like the different levels of hell...

sabret00the 02-19-2003 11:30 AM
i gotta agree, both hacks sound awesome

Dean C 02-19-2003 12:39 PM
Lmfa Zzed - that is sadistic but so useful

/me wants

- miSt

Sweet Cheeks 02-19-2003 02:39 PM
he he :D

amykhar 02-19-2003 05:26 PM
April 1 is coming up. :D

Zzed 02-19-2003 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mist
Lmfa Zzed - that is sadistic but so useful

* Mist wants

- miSt
LOL @ mist. :D

I tracked a user one day who had been struck with the misery hack. It took the poor guy 2 hours to post a single reply to a thread. :D

And here is a quote from a guy who was struck with starvation. :D
Quote:
I got the red X's hack, that mother was wicked, I would have rather been banned. Everything was red x's, I could only post messages w/ less than 20 charcters and I could only make one post every 600 seconds. Sheer evil.
I will release both hacks in the next couple of days. ;)

Sweet Cheeks 02-19-2003 10:01 PM
Woohooo! :banana: thanks Zzed

Koutaru 02-19-2003 11:25 PM
;) looking forward to it Zzed! nice hack!

JakeC 02-20-2003 02:36 AM
<a href="https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43325" target="_blank">This hack</a> is a great one for what you want and it's incredibly useful for many other things as well. I love it.

Have fun!

Jake

Sweet Cheeks 02-25-2003 02:11 PM
Could you reply to this thread or PM me when you release it, please, please, please, thank you http://www.belliesandbabies.com/boar...ilies/hail.gif

Sweet Cheeks 02-25-2003 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by JakeC
This hack is a great one for what you want and it's incredibly useful for many other things as well. I love it.

Have fun!

Jake
Ooh I could have fun with this one too hee hee :D

Zzed 03-08-2003 08:41 AM
Here is the link to the miserable hack: https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/showthrea...threadid=49810

JulianD 03-08-2003 01:01 PM
Thanks Zzed! :D

Sweet Cheeks 03-08-2003 03:49 PM
Oh thank you! Thank you! :banana:


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