New Virus released!!!
 

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AMISH VIRUS:

You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity nor computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files.

Thank thee.

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LMFAO !!!!

Lol...

Satan

seen it before, but its still pretty funny :D

I really dont get why its funny Oo

lol dont you kno who "Amish" people are???

Obviously not:p

Satan

lol, pretty funny. Did this actually get sent to you in an email or did you make it up? If so, I wonder how many people actually use their virus checker after reading..:p

I don't rememeber where I got it, but I've had it for quite awhile. We have an Amish settlement in the eastern part of Iowa (Amana Colonies). :) And the really rough part is, Norton's can't even detect it or get rid of it. :)

Why my >format c: don't work???
MF virus :( What me do? :D

Rip out the hard drive and smash it repeatedly on the sidewalk :banana:

And don't forget the "Bad Hard Drive! Naughty Hard Drive!"

    Lol. Oh jeez. You crack me up Boofo.

Crap, I think I am infected....anyone got tips on how to go about removing it, I heard its pretty deadly..-_-

Hit yourself in the head with a brick?

There's a very simple way to remove it...plug your computer in. This is one of those "nasty" viruses that survive without electricity. It doesn't know how to handle watts and volts so it removes itself under those circumstances. Trust me, it works.

But I have a laptop! *panics* :paranoid:

Oh-Oh, then you are in trouble. You are the type of computer user that this virus was made for. I think this might work though. I haven't tested it yet, but I have met many Amish people. I know how they write their viruses, so I think we can fix this.

Go out and find an old toaster (or anything with a power cord that you can take the cord off of). Next, make sure the battery is OUT when you do this next part. You will need to tape (I would use duct tape) the power cord to the back of the computer. Now put the battery back in and the virus will think you are using REAL electricity (because of the power cord) and will uninstall itself. Don't worry about plugging the cord in anywhere, it just looks at the back of the computer for any kind of electrical connection. Just to be safe though, go ahead and lay the cord near an outlet somewhere until the virus is gone.

Let me know if this works. It might be useful to other laptop owners as this vicious virus spreads.

Too late, I threw it in a pile of dead leaves and doused it in gasoline. Then, because it was a Toshiba, the battery spontaneously ignited and ended the short life ot the computer.

I forgot to mention, that is the number two way to get rid of it if the first one doesn't work.

Also, I wish you had mentioned it was a Toshiba. That is the one laptop the virus has no effect on. If it can't spell it, it can't infect it.

This is about the time Neo usually rants about the thread being complete spam ^^ (or should that be on the first page second post?)

Oh son of a B****! :mad:

:D

I think Neo was referring to all the posts that just contain smilies or the banana. This is the Lounge and I don't consider anything in here really spam. Just having a good time is all.

Well, look at it this way, at least the virus is gone and you know who to get rid of it if you ever get it again. A lesson learned, if nothing else. ;)

lol....

/me runs into wall with labtop

lmfao at this thread... it keeps gettin funnier... ;)

Yey!:p Free Pizza!

Satan

this virus is a local virus, in germany we call this an Austria Virus

Lol...

Always blame the Austrians eh?:D

Satan

Why lie about there being a virus and telling newbie computer users to delete all there files while you could just make a program that well force restart the users computer and enter in format C: /y (I think that's the command for force yes) and force format the users harddrive :bandit:

why not let us have our fun...

/me picks labtop, and runs into wall again.

Whud up fusin (its mystic ^_^)

In Israel it's Ahmed's Manual Virus.

Lol...

I dunno what it is in England lol...

Satan

Manually delete all your files?

Oh, wait...

Dammit!

Since I am an honorable guy, I must now delete all my files...

I think Ahmed must have some Amish ancestory somewhere then.

Better yet. Go to your nearest freeway, lay down, and take a nap. That should rid yourself of the nasty bugger. ;)

I can't believe how violent a little virus can make everyone. This is a virus that was probably written in crayon in the first place.

BTW: Since they don't have electricity, does that mean they have to watch television by candlelight?

*cough* getting old *cough*
;)