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freewilley 02-11-2009 08:16 AM

Four Men in a Boat! who will find the answer?
 
Ok here is a quick IQ question for you guys lol..

There are four men in a boat in the middle of a lake. The boat tips over and all four men fall into the lake and sink to the bottom, but not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?:eek:

lets see who finds the answer :p :rolleyes:

Magnumutz 02-11-2009 08:30 AM

The four men were actually fishes :D
Fishes can't get wet :p

freewilley 02-11-2009 08:31 AM

nope!! hehe.. try to get a better answer.. lol..

GSeybold 02-11-2009 08:42 AM

Because all the men in the boat were married not "single". ????????????????

freewilley 02-11-2009 08:57 AM

wow I though this one would go too far.. ya you are right lol!!

good guess :p

Vinyljunky 02-11-2009 09:21 AM

It was a dry lake?

freewilley 02-11-2009 09:25 AM

man "GSeybold" has already got the answer hehe..

MrEyes 02-11-2009 10:52 AM

Not sure how well this will work in typed text, the results are always surprising when spoken:

A man and his son are involved in a car accident that requires both of them to be taken to hospital.

As a result of his injuries the son requires prompt surgical intervention. When the consultant paediatric surgeon enters the operating theatre they immediately leave stating "I cannot operate on this child, he is my son"

How can this be?

nexialys 02-11-2009 11:30 AM

SHE is the mother... come on, this is easy

dismas 02-11-2009 11:31 AM

The surgeon is the boy's mother.

freewilley 02-11-2009 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexialys (Post 1740738)
SHE is the mother... come on, this is easy

ya!! thats what I think!! too

GSeybold 02-11-2009 11:54 AM

Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?

nexialys 02-11-2009 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GSeybold (Post 1740766)
Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?

hum, Sauron's Ring, Rhein's ring, and Token ring...

rofl

iogames 02-11-2009 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freewilley (Post 1740576)
Ok here is a quick IQ question for you guys lol..

There are four men in a boat in the middle of a lake. The boat tips over and all four men fall into the lake and sink to the bottom, but not a single man gets wet. How is this possible?:eek:

lets see who finds the answer :p :rolleyes:

Man I'm surprised for the degree of the quality of the threads lately...
the answer can be found in 5 seconds

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8182616AAPvPER

KevinL 02-11-2009 12:14 PM

Looking it up on the internet doesn't really test your IQ though does it? :o

nexialys 02-11-2009 12:15 PM

you actually searched for it Josh ?!.... that's the fun part!

ROFL!

iogames 02-11-2009 12:23 PM

I'm in shock man... I wake up, came to work give a glance at the vB.org and 'Oh Man'! the order in which I read the threads make me wonder...

p.s. @ Nexy, I knew the answer years ago, but never founded funny :( I think I gonna start my mornings with a Newspaper and a cup coffee :D

Wayne Luke 02-11-2009 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iogames (Post 1740796)
p.s. @ Nexy, I knew the answer years ago, but never founded funny :( I think I gonna start my mornings with a Newspaper and a cup coffee :D

Start with the Funny Pages. They say you live longer if you read the Funny Pages in the Newspaper first.

nexialys 02-11-2009 12:48 PM

preferrably with a French Newspaper... dumber comics...

iogames 02-11-2009 12:54 PM

for example: since almost 2 months ago all my USB connections 'died' I dunno why... thank my goodness I got Bluetooth... but I hasn't dare to start a thread on it, and work hasn't allow me to go deep in the problem and since I keep my machine working as a 'clockwork piece' can't do blind re installations, so I got stuck with the problem and I do photoshop all the time, I need the precision on my devices... see?

p.s. I got fishes and I know how to take care of them 'Fishy-fishy come to Papa!'

freewilley 02-11-2009 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GSeybold (Post 1740766)
Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?

anyone knows the answer? lol

lasto 02-11-2009 03:37 PM

So long as theres `google` then these questions are no good.

GSeybold 02-11-2009 03:45 PM

Well Iogames, we all can't be as sophistacated is you. Sometimes brainless stuff is far less stressing. And if you're always complaining about the threads in this forum, why bother posting to them? :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by iogames (Post 1740777)
Man I'm surprised for the degree of the quality of the threads lately...
the answer can be found in 5 seconds

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8182616AAPvPER

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Quote:

Originally Posted by freewilley (Post 1740912)
anyone knows the answer? lol


Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. :D

iogames 02-11-2009 05:32 PM

Complaining?!?! :confused:

Oh newbies..! :rolleyes: you need to heard the softness of my voice and my angelical eyes to witness the good intentions on my comments...

p.s. Yeah I found your EX in a Bar and he told me that you always do the same... :p

freewilley 02-12-2009 12:42 AM

Quote:





Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. :D


haha! that was funny :p

is that true? lol

Magnumutz 02-12-2009 04:33 AM

SOJ!!! (Stone Of Jordan)

GSeybold 02-17-2009 02:04 PM

LOL Depends on who you ask. LOL


Quote:

Originally Posted by freewilley (Post 1741377)
haha! that was funny :p

is that true? lol


freewilley 02-17-2009 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GSeybold (Post 1746895)
LOL Depends on who you ask. LOL

hehe I wish my parents don't say that lol..


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