Ready to do anything!
 

I just read this joke in one of the books I purchased today it was so funny which I love to share it here.

Beautiful School girl not prepared for her exams which is about to be held next day, Not knowing what to do, Dressed herself sexy and went to her professor's home that evening.

Professor was surprised to see her come to his home.

Professor started to inquire about reason for her visit to his home.

She told him "Sir I am not prepared for my exams today, I came here to tell you that I am ready to do anything for you to get me a pass mark" :erm:

Professor patiently asked :rolleyes: " You would do anything for me? really?"

The girl excitedly answered " Yes absolutely anything you ask for, I am ready to do it for you"

Professor answered " Then go home and steady hard for tomorrow's exam"

lol! :D :D

hmmmm tbh i never found it funnie.I expected a better end line.

School girl? Teacher? Sick.

I too dont think its "funny" but shame on the school girl for trying to seduce and praise for the teacher for putting her in her place. LOLOL

join the lol club lol!! :D

I think is an old joke :(

p.s. or maybe I'm getting old :confused:

Was this really a joke?
Or just one of your failed experiences?

wow good joke lol!! :D

I prefered that one :rolleyes:

Yeah, post turned out to be funny after all, huh?

No offense freewilley :D

no I am not offended lol.. I read this somewhere When you tell a joke to a English man he laughs three times, First time he laughs because others around him laugh so he simply joins them, Then he keeps thinking about that joke and tries to understand and then suddenly in the middle of the night he gets that joke and start to laugh and he gets to sleep and next day morning he laughs at himself for taking so long to understand that joke :p ..

Have a great day..
regards..

I think you need to get out more, Freewilley :erm:

Another funny thing :D
Gratz UKBL :)

someone been telling u porkies - and dont believe all that you read.So by what you sayin is us English are thickos as we cant get a joke 1st time round ?
The joke above was terrible and it does`nt take a man with brains to tell you that.
If you even remotely throught the above joke was average then you have serious problems and do need to get our more :)

lol see u don't get it still.. May be the way I put that joke was not good as I am not very good with English but I cannot accept someone who tells that its not so funny. Or may be you people are too tight or serious to enjoy any jokes may be need to relax a bit to get in to a mood for reading jokes..:p otherwise no joke will appeal to you, you may be reading it like some announcement.

so I feel there are 2 chances First one I dint put it well coz my English was poor or the second option will be you people are not a kind of people who enjoy jokes..

must be either one! lol..

regards...

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But I apologize for using English on my previous post no intention to offend anyone on that...

regards

ROFL!

Maybe cause your paragraphs are one big wiener of words, without any dots, commas or any kind of punctuation?
To tell you the truth, a written joke MUST HAVE proper punctuation in order to be funny.

I wonder what she had to steady :)

Study :)

lol so its my English then! agreed! I am not from a native English speaking country by origin, I tried my level best....

thanks

Keep surfing and you'll get there willey!

Forum management is srs biznez! We don't have time for laughter nor the dopamine that fogs our thoughts!

your seriousness don't get you any where lol..