Make up a total lie about the poster above you!
 

Slapstick silly...
make something up about the poster before you.

It can be anything - funny, crazy, outrageous...

;)

Ummmmm. Sure you mean "anything"? After all, you're the Admin of this wonderful forum. So what you say, goes. :rolleyes:

That's libellous

Punchbowl is a highly successful lawyer in real life.

Dang! bad luck... Mmmh...

Lynne is sooo...

iogames is getting a christmas card from Marco this year, and so am I.

Chris is actually Ozzy Ozbourne's illegitimate 13 year old child he had with Tina Turner...and he has 6 toes on his right foot :p

<i>Smacklan's avatar is really a pic of himself.</i>

Dawn secretly boils kittens

Dean is a TOTAL n00bx

Caddyman is secretly a Caddywomen

I've been having an affair with Bawtneez's mother for the last two years.

Punchbowl was born with the name Gorfornihale but then was adopted by 3 postmen who made him sing happy birthday every single day for 2 days, they later sold him to a church organ, who looked after him until he was 14. It was around 3.234 seconds after this that he decided to try and conquer the world with a toothbrush and a a dishcloth. Obviously he failed, so he built a time machine went back to the year 1245 travelled to Africa, invented chinese food, sold it to Germany and made a fortune, which he lost when he was playing tennis with his new wife, Adam.

He decided it was time to travel back to the future but his time machine went missing, so he walked back and arrived at my house just in time for tea. I didn't give him any though because he's a stranger.

spank is horrible at writing nonsensical stories!

Caddy owes me $18,623.49!
That's not a lie...try again :eek: ;)

smacklan is using MacPaint™ to design his skins...

Nexialys is such a nice guy! :D

p.s. ROLF

iogames is just a lazy liar....

rofl ... not rolf !!!

Nexia plays well with others.https://vborg.vbsupport.ru/external/2008/12/45.gif

LOL!

deezelpope is giving a 50% store discount to all new club members.

davidw is actually the anti-christ

:eek: Blasphemy!

Caddyman is a spammer.:D

Deezelpope was born in Iceland in the year 2013. Her real parents were dolphins, but she didn't get to see them much because she didn't like the fishy breath. It was around this time she realised she would be much better off not eating chocolate digestives, so she stuck to Hobnobs. Realising that she couldn't sustain herself with hobnobs alone she decided to invent a new soup, after literally minutes of thinking about it she finally came up with cauliflower soup, which is probably a good thing because all the Fish & Chip shops were closed by this time. Deezelpope sold her soup to a giant midget, he didn't like it much and vomited on to a passing chicken, who later sued him beacause it could make him fly. Deezelpope was much upset by this and left this world to travel to the planet Pluto. When she got there she realised that Pluto wasn't even a planet anymore so it was a wasted journey. Hitching a ride on a passing asteroid Deezelpope went to the planet Galafrae where they were in a middle of a time war with some sort of weird speaking aliens. Deezelpope became very frightened, but luckily found some stairs. Moments later she stole a TARDIS and returned to Earth in the year 5, where nothing exciting was happening, so she waited around until the present time, where all is good.

<lie>You'd never guess Spank was british ;) ^</lie>

NOT A LIE!

Dean C is proud to be an American!

Caddyman is a woman who eats people.

I've been called worse...

Oyobiia is French for Nexialys

davidw lets people touch him if they register on his forum.

oyobiia is dyslexic and really meant to start a pro obama website

punchbowl is full of wiskey

nexi is actually a cartoon character and doesn't really exist...his avatar was drawn using MacPaint™

smacklan doesn't know a vB template from a hole in the ground...

Caddyman drives a buggy!

Gio is colorblind

actually, Gio is mono-colored...

and Caddyman is a Golf Potter...

PS, Princeton hit his goal, make people stop whinning about the admins.. (no admin is answering the thread!)

Nex is pleased with the admins here and doesn't realize that first post i made :p

Nex also blogs about approaching Spanish Women on his spare time.

I don't condone any kind of lieing, I'd much rather say what you feel without the tense situation that could arise by playing the reverse psychology game. :)

Shelley is in love with Paul.

Born in 1988 in the back hills of Tennessee to his uncle's sister and sold on the black market for a pair of shoes; Princeton was smuggled north to New Jersey soon after. When at the age of 15 he was assessed by his high school math teacher as "developmentally challenged" he decided to become a coder..

Shortly after being fired from the US Postal Service for taking 6.4 weeks to deliver 3 pieces of mail, he stumbled into vBulletin, where from he was ejected from the staff on numerous occasions for smiling and having a healthy complexion. When voted "most overrated modder of 1999" by "PHP Magazine" he was quoted as saying "I'll never tell those bastards how I made the vb.org header."

In the fall of '99, Princeton married and took the name of the first woman that spoke to him and weighed in under 190 lbs.

Chris-777 pays people to play guitar for him