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Distance 01-08-2007 09:08 PM

Funny default vB phrases
 
So what random phrases have you seen that just sound funny to you..

One i saw that was quite good was when you only select one post when merging a thread:

Quote:

vBulletin Tip #42: Not much would be accomplished by merging this item with itself.

See any other good ones?

Adrian Schneider 01-08-2007 09:26 PM

There's another one when you move a thread into the same forum.

simsimt 01-08-2007 10:22 PM

When try to add yourself to YOUR ignore list:

Quote:

Sorry, no matter how much you try, you can not ignore yourself.
:)

Dismounted 01-09-2007 05:33 AM

Quote:

Sorry, no matter how much you try, you can not ignore yourself.
You wanna bet on that? ;)

peterska2 01-09-2007 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirAdrian (Post 1154006)
There's another one when you move a thread into the same forum.

You mean
Quote:

You can not move a thread to the same forum it is currently in. Someone else may have just moved this thread to your destination forum resulting in this error message.
I don't find that one funny :confused:

Marco van Herwaarden 01-09-2007 09:16 AM

The move thread to the same forum had a different (funny) text in previous vB versions.

Dismounted 01-09-2007 09:30 AM

Someone dig it out for me. Please :).

FleaBag 01-09-2007 12:56 PM

"Thank you for deleting this thread" always makes me chuckle.

No problem PHP, glad that in some way it benefited you enough to make you thankful!

Distance 01-09-2007 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marco van Herwaarden (Post 1154423)
The move thread to the same forum had a different (funny) text in previous vB versions.

:o you cant remove the funny phrases :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dismounted (Post 1154343)
You wanna bet on that? ;)


Lol..

Paul M 01-09-2007 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dismounted (Post 1154432)
Someone dig it out for me. Please :).

Here you are;

Quote:

Originally Posted by old message
After much intense calculation, it has been decided that your thread is already in the forum that you wish to move it to. Deep Thought should be jealous.


peterska2 01-09-2007 02:00 PM

Oh yeah, I remember that one now. It always made me smile.

Distance 01-09-2007 03:08 PM

Oh yeah.. how about changing this back.. that made me smile :)

simsimt 01-09-2007 09:41 PM

There are numerous funny comments within code files as well. Here's a classic one:
Quote:

Let's show that bug who's boss. (Scott)

Dismounted 01-09-2007 11:51 PM

I should make a "Funny Phrases Hack" which translates all phrases to funny ones :p.

smacklan 01-10-2007 02:10 AM

You want funny, you should read the readme files included with The Geeks products. My favorite has to be:

Quote:

Troubleshooting
  • Links are not appearing or come out not as intended
    • Try clicking Debug->Rebuild. This usually sorts it.
    • I have a sheep fetish
      • Sorry, I cant help you there


Distance 01-10-2007 01:38 PM

Hmm helpful :p

Distance 02-08-2007 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dismounted (Post 1155066)
I should make a "Funny Phrases Hack" which translates all phrases to funny ones :p.

I was just thinking that, would be a cool idea, just for a laugh ^^

bashy 02-08-2007 07:25 AM

Yeah i think i would be up for that :)

Marco van Herwaarden 02-08-2007 07:28 AM

Not really a hack needed, just a custom language.

Distance 02-08-2007 09:52 AM

Of course :)

Ziki 02-08-2007 04:31 PM

Definitely I am gonna make a fun hack.Makes the whole forum to a one big prank

Distance 02-08-2007 04:56 PM

I had a go at this earliar.. but then i saw something that would fix the bug in my hack so i went off topic lol

peterska2 02-08-2007 09:06 PM

I've been playing with the admincp messages on my localhost and making it abuse me. it's so much fun now. :D

Distance 02-08-2007 09:12 PM

When you done you gonna release it? So we can all share the laughter :)

I got to the Image verification stage.. stuff like If you are blind click here for new image...

Messages like that are no fun... you need them there so they cant sound too stupid if you get me

peterska2 02-08-2007 09:23 PM

I might, but I would have to redo it as I've not been taking care in how I've done it and the edits are all over the place, including in the master language *ooops*

StrifeX 02-08-2007 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul M (Post 1154580)
After much intense calculation, it has been decided that your thread is already in the forum that you wish to move it to. Deep Thought should be jealous.

Lol, i get that one all the time :rolleyes:

Distance 02-08-2007 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerry-Anne (Post 1177899)
I might, but I would have to redo it as I've not been taking care in how I've done it and the edits are all over the place, including in the master language *ooops*

Oh dear!! Well at least Pm me it xD :)

Actually sh*t thats what i did haha :/

:(


Distance

peterska2 02-09-2007 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Distance (Post 1177924)
Oh dear!! Well at least Pm me it xD :)

Actually sh*t thats what i did haha :/

:(


Distance

When I've finished the other stuff I"ve got on the go, I'll do it proper and nice. Some of the stuff I've done, and I haven't done a lot of it, is pretty personal to me.

da420 02-09-2007 02:21 AM

Right now, Im working on a l337 language, just for a practical joke in my spare time. After that I might go with Canadian, because the primary users of my site are Americans and some Canadians, and the Americans are always making fun of them for saying eh and aboot and such things. So Im gonna make a Canadian one as well. Might make a comical one with just changing error messages and admin. If enough are interested I might choose to share.

I have an odd sense of humor though, so some might not get it, or think it's stupid...

PennylessZ28 02-09-2007 10:22 PM

I've been trying to find a lot of these now, funny stuff.


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