Was I wrong?
 

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby, bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.

lool

what do you do ^^

LMAO Now thats rude.... but funny m8...

Better safe than sorry.

hehe

LMAO....girls can care less, its us guys that are like...not happening...haha. nice one.

And you have one of those in the mail to me? ;)

LOL living dangerously tonight, bob? :D

Totally classic. LOL!

/me slaps Boofo

Now you should know better than that. lol

Let's just hope she doens't know where you live, Boofo ;). She may hunt you down for that one!

LOL good one :D

LOl what's with thje sudden influx of threads? :P

boof has found his once long lost joke book ;)

Actually, after I lost everything to a server HD crash, I thought I'd lost the whole book. But, I have an Admin on my site that is smarter than me and she backed up the old DB in April. I'm going through the sql file now and adding some of them back to my site so I thought I'd share the better ones with you all here. ;)